Out of all the cool names I get The Horrifying Car Alarm. wow
'THE HORRIFYING TOUCHY FEELY BIBLE CAMP STAFF'
The obsessive one who leaves passive aggressive post it notes everywhere….ok
ngl i want a newtmann-esque relationship iwanna get in goofy arguments and have hot makeouts later and cuddle under sheets and admire the stars and be really fucking gay
I smell it in the air. It’s coming.
Ducklings have great brakes.
6. favorite band3oh3/Hot Chille Ray (I am trash and they are catchy)
13. life goal(s)To be happy.
16.favorite movieBig Fish, Atlantis the Lost Empire
CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T
1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask
A stunning corset that is sure to mesmerize even the true heir of Slytherin. Made out of fine silk. Sold on Etsy.
when people get angry at you for liking snakes
THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
"I am my own blankie."
HURT/COMFORT IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME
a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits
that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all
But DOES end with a whopping great tax rebate which they proceed to blow on beer, pizza, and boxsets of 90s TV shows.