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Life is Temptation...
goddammitkelly:

spartois-love-luphomoids:

Out of all the cool names I get The Horrifying Car Alarm. wow

'THE HORRIFYING TOUCHY FEELY  BIBLE CAMP STAFF'

The obsessive one who leaves passive aggressive post it notes everywhere….ok

goddammitkelly:

spartois-love-luphomoids:

Out of all the cool names I get The Horrifying Car Alarm. wow

'THE HORRIFYING TOUCHY FEELY BIBLE CAMP STAFF'

The obsessive one who leaves passive aggressive post it notes everywhere….ok

thorsies:

ngl i want a newtmann-esque relationship iwanna get in goofy arguments and have hot makeouts later and cuddle under sheets and admire the stars and be really fucking gay

allthebeautifulthings9828:

I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

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Halloween season.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

kadeart:

Nanny Cloudjumper

kadeart:

Nanny Cloudjumper

6, 13, 16

6. favorite band

3oh3/Hot Chille Ray (I am trash and they are catchy)

13. life goal(s)


To be happy.

16.favorite movie


Big Fish, Atlantis the Lost Empire

CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T

let me introduce myself

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

wickedclothes:

Hogwarts Slytherin Long Line Corset

A stunning corset that is sure to mesmerize even the true heir of Slytherin. Made out of fine silk. Sold on Etsy.

darlingeddiegluskin:

super-gay-natural:

esper-sparrow:

when people get angry at you for liking snakes

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THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

"I am my own blankie."

Hermann getting all self-conscious and stiff-upper-lip when his pain flares up, and Newt knowing the signs well enough to know when to pretend he doesn't notice and when to press the issue of pills/hot baths/a massage for that stiff hip and aching back. Hermann pretends not to be super grateful but once he's lying down under Newt's hands he just melts every time
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newmannheadcanons:

*flips table*

HURT/COMFORT IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME

atavistique:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all

But DOES end with a whopping great tax rebate which they proceed to blow on beer, pizza, and boxsets of 90s TV shows.

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